Pulling Hair
A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. “Don’t be angry at your sister,” the mother says. “She doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling, and her brother says, “Now she knows.”
Scientists identify gene that may explain hair loss
Researchers in Japan have identified a gene that appears to determine hair loss in mice and believe it may also be responsible for hair loss in people. Researchers said not only were the mice losing hair, but several had combovers.
Counting sheep
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair. She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer “if I can guess how many sheep in you’re flock will you give me a sheep.” The farmer says “OK”. The brunette says “485″. The farmer says “that’s right but if I can guess you’re natural hair color can I have my sheep back”. The brunette says “OK”. The farmer says “blonde”. The brunette says how did you know. The farmer says you also included the dog.
Vaseline
This gay fellow was walking down the street, when he came across a huge guy with a hiry chest. He went up to the guy and said “Excuse me sir, uh do you mind if I ask how you got such a lovely chest? “It’s easy” the bloke replied, “you just rub vaseline on it every night before you go to bed” So the gay fellow ran home to his boy friend and told him all about it, and the boy friend replied “That can’t be right, or you would have a pony tail growing out of your behind by now”
Natural
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair” Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.” The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty brown hair?” Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, “It’s natural.” Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, “How’d you get such cool green hair?” Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, “It’s natural.”
Kiwifruit
A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. “It has more vitamin C than an orange,” she remarked. “And more hair than Dad,” added their son.
Little Billy asks about baldness
Little Billy is eating breakfast one morning and gets to thinking about things.
“Mommy, mommy, why does Bald Bill have so few hairs on his head?” he asks his mother.
“He thinks a lot,” replies his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a quick answer to Little Billy’s question.
Or she is until Billy thinks for a second and asks, “So why do you have so much hair?”
Q & A Jokes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustaches.
One Liners
There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or departed